In this week’s episode, our caped loan crusaders find themselves fighting the genetically mutated generic emails.
Pow! Zoink! Wham!
Holy vampire fad, Rateman. These emails were once a much more inspired kind of creature, but it appears they're becoming more and more generic, heartless and uninformative. Email campaigns are losing their human compassion at a cataclysmic rate. We once were able to get borrowers to respond, but it appears consumers have stopped responding to the old techniques. And now our leads aren't closing...
Oh look! The rate signal! Let’s talk to the commissioner, hopefully he'll know what’s been going on.
Hey commissioner, what could possibly be causing these email campaigns to turn into mind-numbing drones and make our leads disappear into thin air?
Commissioner: Rateman and Robin, I'm only going to say this once, so for goodness sake listen up! You're going to defeat them with three strategies that will reverse their genetic makeup: